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the legal drug we schedule meetings around, disguised as a beverage.
goat originDiscovered when goats ate berries and danced sleeplessly
global thirstOver two billion cups drunk daily worldwide
banned repeatedlyMecca, Sweden, and kings all tried outlawing it
sweat the beanCivet poop coffee sells for hundreds per pound
half-lifeCaffeine lingers in your blood roughly five hours