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the only fire where the meanest words come wrapped in the most love
Maillard magicBrowning creates hundreds of new flavor compounds
Comedy originFriars Club institutionalized the cruel-affection format in 1949
Coffee scienceDarker roasts actually contain less caffeine than light
Sunday ritualBritish roast dinners predate the toaster by centuries
Roast ruleYou only roast people you genuinely respect