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A ceramic dictator that decides exactly when your patience is ready to pour.
british lawBoston rebels dumped 342 chests, not teapots, in 1773
physics flawThe teapot effect makes spouts dribble down their own sides
cosmic argumentRussell imagined a teapot orbiting the sun, unprovable
design ruleShorter spouts pour cleaner, fighting that infamous drip
yixing clayChinese pots absorb tea, seasoning over decades of use