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a tiny ceramic dictator that decides when you're allowed to feel human again
legal statusHTTP error 418 declares servers as teapots
physics cursethe dribbling spout problem stumped scientists for centuries
cold warRussell's teapot mocks unfalsifiable claims orbiting the sun
shape origincopied from Chinese wine vessels via tea trade
silver ageGeorgian teapots doubled as visible wealth display