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means A wrist-worn computer that tells the time alongside notifications, fitness tracking, and apps, syncing with your phone to keep you tethered to everything at a glance.
from A straightforward compound of "smart" and "watch." The "watch" half is the older piece: a portable timepiece, named from the same root as keeping watch — the night watch, the watchman — because early ones helped mark the hours one stood guard or stayed awake. "Smart" had long meant clever or sharp (originally tied to a sting or pain — a "smart" blow — before it drifted toward intelligence), and it was bolted onto gadgets in the late 20th century to mean computer-enhanced, as in smartphone. The smartwatch followed naturally once phones got smart, with the modern wrist-computer arriving in earnest in the 2010s.
- first wristwatch
- Made for soldiers who needed both hands free
- battery anxiety
- A clock that dies before the day does
- heart sensor
- Detects arrhythmias doctors might otherwise miss
- stand reminder
- Nags millions of people to rise on command
- sleep tracking
- Rates your rest while ruining it nightly
apple watch — apple's wearable launched 2015, over 100 million units sold
fitbit — fitbit ionic and sense models, acquired by google for $2.1 billion in 2021
samsung galaxy watch — samsung's competitor using wear os, released 2018 with rotating bezel
garmin fenix — premium sports smartwatch line, favored by ultramarathon runners and climbers