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A rented chair, a legal stimulant, and permission to do nothing productively.

means A small restaurant serving coffee, light meals, and a place to sit for a while.

from From French café, meaning coffee — which itself traces back through Turkish kahve to Arabic qahwa. The drink lent its name to the room it was served in, so you're technically ordering 'a coffee' and sitting inside 'a coffee.'

etymology
French for coffee, borrowed from Turkish kahve
economics
you're paying rent on a table, not the drink
wifi password
usually the real reason you stayed three hours
vienna 1700s
invented the idea of reading newspapers for free there
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