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a trophy case for grapes that survived long enough to get expensive.
bottle angleSideways keeps cork wet so it won't dry and leak
oldest stashSpeyer wine bottle has aged 1,600+ years sealed
vibration foeShaking disturbs sediment and ruins long aging
light killsUV degrades wine, hence dark cellars and green glass
status codeEmpty racks signal optimism; full ones signal restraint