the.com/webinar

A meeting that pretends to be optional but tracks your attendance anyway.

means An online seminar where a presenter talks, slides advance, and attendees mostly multitask with their cameras off.

from A blend coined in the late 20th century by jamming 'web' onto the end of 'seminar' — part of a whole litter of portmanteau words (like 'webcast' and 'webinar's cousin 'netcast') born when the internet needed quick names for old things done online. It rode in on the dot-com-era habit of sticking 'web' or 'e-' onto anything to make it sound new.

etymology
web plus seminar, minus the dignity
engagement truth
most attendees are muted and doing laundry
peak moment
the chat says great question nobody asked
ideal length
always longer than the content requires
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