the.com/universal remote

One remote to rule them all, and eight buttons you'll never press.

means A single handheld controller programmed or designed to operate multiple electronic devices — TV, cable box, sound system — instead of juggling separate remotes for each.

from A straightforward compound: 'universal,' from Latin universalis meaning 'of or belonging to all,' plus 'remote,' shorthand for 'remote control,' itself from 'remote' (Latin remotus, 'far off') describing control exercised from a distance. The device appeared as TVs and home electronics multiplied in the home, each with its own clicker; 'universal remote' simply named the dream of collapsing them into one — a dream the eight mystery buttons never quite fulfilled.

setup ritual
Requires a code lookup you'll lose immediately
true purpose
Gets lost faster than the remotes it replaced
irony
Still needs the original remote to program it
best feature
One power button that sometimes turns on everything
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