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A letter to the future, betting the future still wants your junk.

means A container of objects and messages deliberately sealed away to be opened by people at a specified future date.

from A 20th-century compound — simply 'time' plus 'capsule,' the latter from Latin capsula, a 'small box' (diminutive of capsa, 'case'). The word capsule had already drifted into meaning any small sealed container, so pairing it with 'time' was a fairly literal, logical coinage rather than a word with deep ancient roots. The practice itself got a famous publicity boost from the 1939 New York World's Fair, which buried a container of artifacts explicitly dubbed a 'time capsule' and meant to be opened 5,000 years later — an event that helped fix both the term and the ritual in popular imagination.

optimism tax
assumes anyone will dig in your yard later
worst part
you always forget exactly where you buried it
oldest known
a sealed crypt from 1876, opened 2076
honest version
guilt-free hoarding with a ceremony attached
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