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Camellia sinensis, picked and lied to about being green, black, or oolong.
means Cockney rhyming slang for a thief, slipped into speech so the real word never has to show its face.
from From British Cockney rhyming slang, where 'tea leaf' rhymes with 'thief.' The pattern is classic Cockney: pick a phrase that rhymes with the word you mean, then often drop the rhyming part entirely in later use, so insiders say 'he's a right tea leaf' and outsiders are left guessing. It surfaced in London street speech, likely in the 1800s, as part of a broader slang tradition used partly for color, partly to talk past police, employers, or anyone not meant to follow along.
- all one plant
- green, black, oolong differ only by oxidation, not species
- withering matters
- leaves lose moisture before rolling to concentrate flavor
- caffeine source
- contains more caffeine by weight than coffee beans
- fortune telling
- tasseography reads leftover leaf clumps to predict your future