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Camellia sinensis, picked and lied to about being green, black, or oolong.

means Cockney rhyming slang for a thief, slipped into speech so the real word never has to show its face.

from From British Cockney rhyming slang, where 'tea leaf' rhymes with 'thief.' The pattern is classic Cockney: pick a phrase that rhymes with the word you mean, then often drop the rhyming part entirely in later use, so insiders say 'he's a right tea leaf' and outsiders are left guessing. It surfaced in London street speech, likely in the 1800s, as part of a broader slang tradition used partly for color, partly to talk past police, employers, or anyone not meant to follow along.

all one plant
green, black, oolong differ only by oxidation, not species
withering matters
leaves lose moisture before rolling to concentrate flavor
caffeine source
contains more caffeine by weight than coffee beans
fortune telling
tasseography reads leftover leaf clumps to predict your future
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