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a legless lizard moonlighting as a snake, fooling everyone but its own eyelids.
actually lizardblinks and sheds its tail, unlike any snake
long lifecan live over fifty years in captivity
slug huntergardeners adore it for devouring pests
false nameneither slow nor a worm, technically
detachable taildrops it to escape, then regrows a stub