the.com/sheepdog
a workaholic genius that herds chaos into order using only eye contact and audacity
the starehypnotic crouching glare called the eye controls flocks
whistle commandsresponds to dozens of distinct shepherd whistle signals
border collie IQlearns words faster than most toddlers
no off switchwill herd children, cats, and traffic if bored
trial sportsheepdog competitions draw televised crowds in Britain