the.com/shepherd
A CEO of chaos who manages hundreds of idiots that mistake grass for a personality.
Ancient gigOne of humanity's oldest professions, over 5,000 years
Dog dependentA good border collie does most of the work
Word originMeans 'sheep-herd' in plain Old English
Sleep optionalLambing season runs all night for weeks
Star navigatorsShepherds tracked constellations to mark grazing seasons