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A cloud of soap whose only job is making sharp metal feel like a spa day.
silica trickSurfactants soften whiskers as tough as copper wire
war recruitBurma-Shave roadside rhymes hooked drivers for decades
foam vs gelGels skip air, trapping moisture against skin longer
prank legacyCars buried in it every Halloween since invention
whisker factBeard hair resists cutting like equal-thickness wire