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The mashup of two pinnipeds, both of which judge your swimming form with contempt.
likely sea lionHas visible ear flaps and walks on land
versus sealsTrue seals lack ear flaps, scoot belly-first
loud talkersSea lions bark; harbor seals mostly stay quiet
clever performersTrained for circuses and naval missions alike
front flippersSea lions rotate them to walk upright-ish