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a two-ton mustache that decided gravity was someone else's problem.

tusksThree-foot teeth used as ice-climbing pickaxes
vacuum mouthSucks clams from shells like a fleshy shop-vac
whiskersHundreds of bristles detect food in pitch black
blush trickSkin turns pink when warm, gray when cold
sleep floatInflates throat pouches to nap upright in water
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