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A spiky gonad delivery system that evolved to make you regret stepping there.

means A small, round, spine-covered sea creature that crawls the ocean floor and is, under all those needles, mostly prized for the edible roe inside.

from The 'urchin' part is the old story here — in Middle English, 'urchin' meant hedgehog, borrowed from Old French 'herichon' (ultimately from Latin 'ericius,' hedgehog). Sailors and naturalists looked at this round, spiny sea animal and thought: hedgehog of the ocean. Only later did 'urchin' also come to mean a scruffy street kid, likely because hedgehogs were seen as small, bristly, and a bit disreputable — the sea creature kept the original hedgehog sense long after the word moved on elsewhere.

the sushi part
uni is literally the gonads, not meat
no brain needed
nerve net runs the whole spiky operation
ancient lineage
roaming oceans 450 million years before dinosaurs
self-sharpening
teeth continuously regrow and grind rock into shelter
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