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Writing so flowery it needs its own pollinators.

means Writing that's overdone and ornate — stuffed with excessive adjectives, metaphors, and flourishes that draw attention to themselves instead of serving the story.

from Traces back to the Roman poet Horace, who in his 'Ars Poetica' criticized writers for stitching 'purple patches' (purpureus pannus) — flashy, richly dyed scraps of fabric sewn onto otherwise plain cloth. Purple dye was rare and costly in antiquity, reserved for emperors and nobility, so a 'purple patch' meant a showy, self-conscious burst of fine writing that clashed with the plainer prose around it. The phrase stuck, and 'purple prose' became the label for writing that's all gaudy fabric and no garment.

origin
Coined by Horace, Roman poet, 19 BC
symptom
Ten adjectives doing one noun's job
cure
Delete half, meaning doubles
famous offender
Bulwer-Lytton, dark and stormy night guy
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