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half man, half donkey, fully committed to being medieval Europe's most ridiculous monster.

the bodyHuman torso fused to a donkey, not a horse
bible cameoSnuck into early scriptures via Greek translation
moral mascotSymbolized hypocrites and the spiritually two-faced
bestiary regularLurked in medieval manuscripts beside dragons and unicorns
donkey downgradeGot the centaur concept, minus all the cool
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