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a cupcake that lied on its resume and got the breakfast job.
means A small, dense quick bread baked in a cup-shaped mold, eaten at breakfast and not nearly as sweet as it pretends to be.
from The English 'muffin' surfaces in the early 18th century, origin uncertain. The popular guess links it to the Low German 'muffen,' plural of 'muffe' (a small cake), or to the Old French 'moufflet' meaning soft bread — but neither is proven, so the word's true parentage stays politely fuzzy. Confusingly, two foods carry the name: the flat yeasted 'English muffin' is the older sense, while the puffy quick-bread muffin is largely an American development.
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english muffin — baked by pepperidge farm and thomas' since the 1880s, staple of american breakfast toasting
muffin top — fashion phenomenon when pants ride below the waist, creating visible flesh overhang, peaked in 2000s
blueberry muffin — most popular muffin variety in america, featured in costco's 4-pack bestseller for decades