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a cupcake that lied on its resume and got the breakfast job.
top vs stumpThe top is the only part anyone respects.
english imposterEnglish muffins are unrelated griddle bread, not muffins.
legal pastryMinnesota named the blueberry muffin its state muffin.
tin physicsEdges crisp, centers steam, science of the dome.