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a root so feral it weaponizes its own flesh the instant you slice it.
chemical defensecrushing triggers a mustard-bomb meant to repel pests
not horsename means coarse and inedible, not equine
wasabi impostermost wasabi is dyed horseradish in disguise
same familycousin to cabbage, mustard, and broccoli
sinus nukeits heat hits the nose, not the tongue