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a tiny earth-spirit demoted to guarding suburban petunias against absolutely nothing

origincoined by alchemist Paracelsus in the 1500s
travelersstolen gnomes get photographed worldwide, then mailed home
chelsea banfamous flower show banned them for decades
undergroundname may derive from Greek for earth-dweller
liberation frontactivists once freed gnomes from captive gardens
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