the.com/funnel cake
deep-fried chaos pretending to be dessert, and absolutely winning that argument
originPennsylvania Dutch settlers fried it long before fairs existed
the trickbatter poured through a funnel into hot oil
global cousinsnearly every culture fries spiraled dough somehow
powder rulesugar quantity legally limited only by your dignity
shapeintentionally a tangled mess, structurally and morally