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the dessert so dense and immortal it doubles as a doorstop with a birth certificate
shelf lifecan last decades soaked in alcohol
oldest survivor126-year-old fruitcake found in Antarctica, nearly edible
recycling joketheory says one fruitcake circulates endless regifting
space flightflown aboard Apollo missions as astronaut rations
densityweighs more than its volume suggests, defying baking logic