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a master of telling you what you already suspect, charging for the courage to admit it
means a person who claims to predict your future, typically through cards, palms, crystal balls, or other props of the trade.
from A plain marriage of two old words. "Fortune" comes from Latin fortuna, the Roman goddess of luck and chance — herself rooted in fors, "chance" — and originally meant fate or destiny before it drifted toward riches. "Teller" is simply one who tells, from Old English tellan, "to count, recount, narrate." So a fortune teller is, quite literally, someone who recounts your fate — though the same word "teller" sits in a bank window counting money, which feels apt for a profession that has always charged admission.
- cold reading
- Vague guesses your brain stitches into eerie accuracy
- crystal ball
- Originally beryl, used for divination since Roman times
- barnum effect
- Why one horoscope fits a billion people
- fortune cookies
- Invented in California, not China
- palmistry
- Your hand lines change far more than your fate
madame blavatsky — russian occultist who founded theosophy in 1875 and claimed clairvoyant powers
jeane dixon — american astrologer famous for predicting jfk's assassination in 1963
miss cleo — jamaican-american psychic who ran late-night tv infomercials in the 1990s