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a master of telling you what you already suspect, charging for the courage to admit it

cold readingVague guesses your brain stitches into eerie accuracy
crystal ballOriginally beryl, used for divination since Roman times
barnum effectWhy one horoscope fits a billion people
fortune cookiesInvented in California, not China
palmistryYour hand lines change far more than your fate
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