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a calorie surplus dressed up as joy, eaten until belts surrender and naps demand tribute.
medieval flexLords served peacock re-dressed in its own feathers.
Roman excessSome banquets ran for days with vomiting breaks.
word rootShares Latin origin with festival and fiesta.
Norse legendValhalla promised endless feasting for fallen warriors.
calendar gripMost religions anchor major holidays to a feast.