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a sponge that pretends to be bread, then drinks your butter like a sponge

hole scienceBubbles form from baking soda hitting the wet batter
british slangOnce meant an attractive person, not breakfast
ring requiredCooked in metal hoops to trap the batter
one side onlyBrowned on the bottom, pale and pocked on top
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