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The car's shock absorber for both metal and ego, built to fail at its job.

means A protective bar fitted to the front and back of a vehicle to absorb minor impacts in collisions.

from Traces to the verb 'bump,' and first showed up describing cushioning devices that absorb shock — padded buffers on things like train cars and carriage parts — before settling onto automobiles. The 'bumper' as brimful drink or bumper crop is a separate, older sense from the 1600s-1700s, likely tied to a 'bumping' glass filled to the brim; the automotive bumper is the later, unrelated descendant of plain old 'bump.'

original purpose
Meant to absorb low-speed impacts, rarely does
material shift
Mostly plastic since the 1970s, not metal
US regulation
Must survive a 2.5mph crash undamaged
bowling version
Inflatable gutter guards borrowed the same name
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