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Used only after 'no', to describe decisions so easy they insult your intelligence for pausing.
means A decision so obvious it requires no real thought — the 'brainer' in 'no-brainer,' something easy enough that your brain barely has to engage.
from Built backward from 'no-brainer,' an American coinage (mid-20th century) meaning a choice requiring no brain to solve. The word 'brainer' almost never stands alone — it only exists as the amputated remainder, surviving in jokes and deliberate backformations like 'that's a real brainer' used sarcastically. So its 'origin' is really the shadow cast by its host word.
- solo use
- never appears without 'no' before it
- grammar oddity
- functions as a noun that cannot stand alone
- implied spectrum
- implies a two-brainer exists, which it doesn't