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your body's way of staging a tiny rebellion after you fed it the wrong dictator
gas mathYou produce up to two liters of gas daily
dead originBloated cattle die when trapped gas crushes their lungs
swallowed airHalf of bloating comes from gulped air, not food
software tooBloatware ships preloaded, eating storage you never wanted used
corpse factPostmortem bloat can move bodies, faking signs of life