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The science of proving your drug works before your lawyers have to prove it doesn't.
means The branch of statistics that applies mathematical methods to biological and health data — designing clinical trials, analyzing survival rates, and deciding whether a medical result is real or just noise.
from A straightforward compound: 'bio-' from Greek 'bios' (life), stitched onto 'statistics,' which itself traces to the German 'Statistik' — originally the study of facts and figures about the state, from Latin 'status.' The field solidified its name and methods in the early-to-mid 1900s as statisticians like Ronald Fisher and Karl Pearson turned probability theory onto biological questions — crop yields, heredity, epidemics — giving life sciences the numerical rigor that 'status'-counting bureaucrats once reserved for nations.
- p-value threshold
- 0.05 arbitrary number decides billion-dollar drugs
- founding feud
- born from eugenicists, redeemed by clinical trials
- real job
- finds signal in noisy, dying, non-compliant humans
- biggest flex
- ended smoking ads by counting corpses carefully