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a rigged morality play where punishing problems only teaches them to pop up faster.
originInvented in Japan in 1975 as Mogura Taiji
unwinnableSpeed always outpaces you; the game profits from failure
idiomNow means fixing one thing breaks another
world recordFastest player bonks moles faster than a heartbeat
animal cousinsVersions swap moles for crocodiles, zombies, even sharks