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Standing on water by going fast enough to insult gravity.

means A sport where a rider glides across water on skis while being towed behind a speeding boat.

from A straightforward 20th-century compound of 'water' plus 'skiing' — the sport itself was reportedly pioneered in the 1920s by enthusiasts who adapted snow skis for lake surfaces, towed by motorboats, and the name simply followed the invention: skiing, but on water instead of snow.

minimum speed
slower and you just sink politely
origin
invented 1922 with two planks and nerve
barefoot version
exists, and it hurts exactly how it sounds
real enemy
not falling, it is letting go of the rope
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