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Gravity, lubricated by chlorine and bad decisions, sold as fun.
means A steep wet chute, usually at a pool or amusement park, that you ride down on water's momentum alone, for thrills.
from Simply a compound of 'water' and 'slide' — 'slide' tracing back to Old English 'slidan,' meaning to glide or slip. No exotic backstory here: purpose-built water slides emerged as pool and amusement-park attractions in the 20th century, scaling up the age-old human impulse to find a wet surface and go fast on it.
- speed trick
- water reduces friction, not your velocity fears
- wedgie physics
- swimsuits lose battles against fiberglass curves
- tallest one
- brazilian slide tops 130 feet, basically a dare
- line tax
- 90 minutes waiting for 8 seconds of screaming