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Democracy's great equalizer: makes every backyard war unwinnable and mandatory.
means A toy that shoots a stream or jet of water, typically used in playful fights or to cool off.
from Straightforward compound of 'water' + 'gun,' emerging alongside mass-produced plastic toys in the 20th century — the design borrowed the vocabulary of actual firearms (trigger, barrel, squirting 'ammunition') to make a harmless squirt feel like an arsenal. Later evolution into pump-action 'super soakers' leaned even harder into that mock-militaristic naming.
- ancient roots
- bamboo squirt guns existed in 1500s china
- super soaker origin
- invented by a nasa engineer, accidentally
- peak absurdity
- some models hold a gallon, shoot 50 feet
- real warfare
- thailand's songkran festival is basically a national water gun riot