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the only person at the game everyone agrees to hate equally.
word originFrom French nonper, meaning not equal, the odd one
home platePads, mask, and 300 split-second calls a game
perfect gameThey've thrown players, managers, even fans out
replay eraCameras now overrule the unaided human eye
the countThey track balls, strikes, outs, and grudges silently