the.com/tuxedo
the uniform you wear to prove you didn't try, while trying immensely.
originNamed for Tuxedo Park, a 1880s New York elite enclave
rebel rootsInvented to escape stiff formal tailcoats
the catBlack-and-white markings nicknamed for it, no breed required
satin stripeThe leg stripe once hid seams from candlelight
no beltCummerbund pleats face up to catch ticket stubs