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your body's blunt eviction notice, served before the water's even gone
late alarmYou feel it after dehydration already started
hunger mimicOften misread as hunger, sending you to snacks
brain triggerHypothalamus fires it from tiny blood saltiness shifts
dulls with ageElderly bodies sense thirst far less reliably
slang upgradeNow also means shameless craving for attention