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a flashlight that ends arguments by hijacking your nervous system entirely.
acronym originnamed after a 1911 sci-fi boy inventor, Tom Swift
voltage truthhigh volts, tiny amps; pain over lethality
confetti tricksprays serial-numbered tags to ID who fired
the overrideoverrides muscles, not just causing pain
rangefires probes about 15 to 35 feet