Two words that don't quite fit together, which is precisely the point: "tag" is childhood, spontaneity, joy in motion, and Kawhi Leonard is a man so allergic to public emotion he was nicknamed "The Fun Guy" as a joke about how little fun he appears to have. Picture him playing tag—the same expressionless focus, the same silent efficiency, the same absolute unwillingness to explain himself afterward. He'd win, and he'd never tell you how.