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Chess played at the speed of a caffeine overdose, on furniture.

means A sport where two or four players hit a lightweight ball back and forth across a net on a hard table, using small paddles, scoring points when the opponent fails to return it legally.

from The game grew out of 1800s English after-dinner parlor amusement, when bored upper-class diners improvised with whatever was lying around — books stacked as a net, cigar-box lids or cork-covered paddles, a champagne-bottle cork or rounded knob for a ball. It went by jaunty trade names like 'whiff-whaff' and 'gossima' before 'ping-pong' caught on, an onomatopoeic nod to the sound of celluloid ball meeting paddle and table. 'Ping-Pong' was eventually trademarked, which pushed the sport's governing bodies toward the more sober, generic name 'table tennis' to describe the game itself, separate from any one company's brand.

olympic speed
ball can exceed 60 mph off the paddle
spin physics
topspin shots curve more than a lie
origin story
invented by bored Victorians using cigar boxes
name confusion
ping pong was literally a trademarked brand name
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