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Someone who paddles twice as much as they stand, and calls that a lifestyle.

means Someone who rides ocean waves standing on a board, and by extension, anyone who glides along the surface of something — the internet, a trend, a mood.

from From 'surf,' which English borrowed in the 1600s to describe the foamy swell of waves breaking on shore — its own roots murky, possibly linked to 'sough,' an old word for a rushing or sucking sound. 'Surfer' itself is a 20th-century coinage, riding in on the wave of actual wave-riding as a named sport, first among Pacific and Hawaiian surf cultures, then exploding into American beach slang by the 1960s. 'Surf the web' came decades later, borrowing the same image of skimming a vast, unstable surface and somehow staying upright.

math
average wave ride lasts under 10 seconds
origin
ancient Polynesians surfed centuries before Europeans noticed
patience tax
most time spent waiting, not riding
lingo
stoked and gnarly predate surfing itself
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