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The unpaid intern standing between your basement and a lawsuit from Poseidon.
means A submersible pump installed in a basement pit that automatically switches on to drain accumulating groundwater before it floods the space.
from A compound of two straightforward working words. 'Sump' traces back to a Germanic root (related to Middle Low German 'sump', meaning a swamp or morass) and came to mean a low pit or reservoir where liquid collects. 'Pump' is older still, likely imitative or linked to Low German and Dutch words for mechanical lifting devices, first describing hand-operated water-raising tools. Jam them together and you get exactly what it says: a pump for the sump — no poetry required, just 19th/20th-century industrial plainspokenness naming a hole and the machine that empties it.
- silent failure
- Dies quietly during storms, floods loudly after
- backup rule
- Battery backup exists because power fails with weather
- check valve
- Prevents pumped water from sliding back down
- test it
- Pour a bucket in monthly, hear it work