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A vegetable that grew a spine and an entire personality from being tall and skinny.

botanically wrongIt is a fruit, not a vegetable
the nameOld varieties had a fibrous string to remove
stringless nowBred string-free in 1894 by Calvin Keeney
human slangMeans a lanky, beanpole-shaped person
eaten wholeOne of few legumes eaten pod and all
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