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A 450°F bet that gravity was wrong about your hair.

means A heated clamping tool that presses hair flat between hot plates to smooth out curls, waves, or frizz.

from A straightforward agent-noun: 'straighten' (from 'straight,' tracing back to Old English 'streht,' the past participle of 'streccan,' meaning to stretch) plus the '-er' that turns a verb into 'the thing that does it.' The hair-tool sense is modern, arriving alongside electric heating elements in the 20th century — before that, people used actual flat irons, heated on stoves, which is why the tool is still often called a 'flat iron' today.

origin
Patented 1872, originally using actual metal rods
ceramic myth
Mostly aluminum underneath, ceramic is just the coating
damage zone
Above 365°F, protein bonds start melting permanently
irony
Humidity undoes in minutes what took twenty
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