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a weapon that picks fights with the August sun and somehow always wins.

means A toy gun that shoots a stream of water, used for play and good-natured ambushes.

from A plain compound of "squirt" plus "gun." "Squirt" likely came into English from a Low German or Dutch source meaning to spurt or eject liquid in a thin jet, imitative of the sound itself. "Gun" goes back to Middle English, possibly from a Scandinavian woman's name, Gunnhildr — medieval engineers had a habit of giving their war machines pet names, and "Gunhild" seems to have stuck to a large crossbow or catapult before the word migrated to firearms. So the squirtgun's lineage runs, improbably, through both a noise and a Norse name.

super soaker
invented by a NASA engineer working on heat pumps
banned in zones
some cities outlaw them during heatwaves and protests
pressure power
high-end models hit forty feet of range
cat deterrent
the universally feared tool of behavior correction
escalation guaranteed
no fight stays at one squirtgun for long
for instance

water gun day — annual festival in thailand (songkran) where millions engage in massive water battles with squirt guns and buckets

super soaker — pressurized water gun toy invented by lonnie johnson in 1989, became dominant brand in water gun wars

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