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a vegetable, a verb, and a sport all violently agreeing to compress something

oldest cropDomesticated over 10,000 years ago in Mexico
botanical truthIt's a fruit, masquerading as a vegetable
the sportPlayed at lethal speeds in a sealed box
flower foodSquash blossoms are stuffed, fried, and devoured
giant kinPumpkins are just squash with better PR
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