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the annual ritual where you find everything except the thing you were looking for
originLikely from Persian No-Ruz scrubbing before spring new year
dust truthHousehold dust is largely your own dead skin
hidden dangerMore heart attacks happen during sudden bursts of exertion
clutter costAverage person spends days yearly searching misplaced items
spider mercySpring cleaning evicts thousands of cobweb-dwelling tenants