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A long black slab that quietly admits your TV's built-in speakers were a crime.

originEmerged because flatscreens left no room for decent speakers
fake surroundBounces sound off walls to fake rear channels
the subwooferUsually ships with a box you'll trip over
namingDolby Atmos firing sound at your ceiling on purpose
ironyOften louder and clearer than full speaker systems
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